I think you should listen to this as you read this entry. Yes? Ok.
(I hope it makes you think of the OC)
(I definitely watched that show.)
(A lot.)
Ok!
So I definitely did not forget about Spoiler Sunday, I just… Didn’t watch a movie last week. Well, other than Despicable Me, and I think you guys know what happens in that movie. (If you don’t, please remedy this.)
I know Halloween is kind of… long gone. But I am hanging on. I am not one of those people who hates Christmas, oh no. Christmas is ok, even though I do not believe in, you know, Christ, and I also do not really believe in mass consumerism, either. But I think it is nice to hang out with people you like and do nice things for them, and I especially endorse eating cookies and drinking all of the booze. Most of all I support watching movies like Santa’s Slay and Elf and also Home Alone.
This year I plan to add Rare Exports to the mix.
One day we’ll talk about my love of Finland and also joulupukki.
Ok the real reason I still have Halloween decorations up is I am too lazy to put them back into storage. But it will happen eventually. Right now I am just hibernating from life because it has been really cold and every time I get a day off it rains and rains and then I don’t want to do anything other than make a nest. Who else makes nests? Do you make a nest? They are delightful but also kinda messy.
Seriously, look at that. Who wants to go out in that? Not me. But I did! I went to Michaels to buy two tiny things because I have no idea where else I can buy these things (jump rings to use as stitch markers and some pin backs to make some pins that may or may not get done for the Capilano Textile Arts Student Sale tomorrow).
Time for more coffee! Oh P.S. my crazy friend Paul decided he is terrible at photography and sold me his camera. Best day! So now there will hopefully be more actual photos and fewer cell phone photos. Except this camera is gigantor and I’m not sure how dedicated I will be to lugging it around. We’ll see! But yes. Paul is awesome, so I will have to try to make a thing for him in thanks.
That is all, friends. I hope your Monday has been less full of crazy ranting people on transit than mine.
I have been singing this all morning. Also I started reading this Hunger Games business yesterday afternoon and I am on the third book. Don’t stop me nowwwwwwwwwww!
(Tremaine’s probably going to kill me soon. I love you all.)
I have had some delicious spiced rum, and I could be talking about how I watched Somewhere on Friday morning, but… It didn’t really go anywhere. So. Let’s not bother.
Once upon a time, Stephen Dorff was in Somewhere (he was a sad famous dad living in a hotel being sad, snore). Another time he was vampire boss in Blade. That was a good time.
You know who else is a vampire? Bella Swan. You know how?
I can tell you about this because one time I read the books. Long story short, Bella falls in love with a PAMPIRE and he has big eyebrows and is super dreamy in a British kind of way. Anyway some people are rude to her because they think she is boring, and ok yeah she could probably use some more hobbies that are not scrapbooking (have I ever talked about how much I am weirded out by scrapbooking?) but one time I was 17 and mostly I just wrote bad poetry about dudes I was in love with and it would have been sweet if at least one of them was a vampire or a werewolf JUST SAYIN’.
Umm, where was I going. Oh. Yeah she loves a pampire and a werewolf loves her ovaries and she totally gets knocked up doing it in the ocean and she’s like omg I love my demon spawn even though it is eating me from the inside. And she’s secret Mormon, and she believes this means it is a dude child but it is really a lady child.
The other pampires except the rude blonde one think she should have an abortion because her demon spawn is going to kill her but her Mormon values mean she is determined to be a mom. Anyway there is a lot of hanging out on couches (which I’m told is a thing regular pregnant lades do, which leads me to believe all babies are there to eat your insides). The werewolf is simultaneously in love and hates her. They switch to that guy being the boss of narrating because it is really boring to see pregnant ladies sitting around being pregnant.
The baby one grows fast which is a good thing because who has time for this anyway and then comes the time for EDWARD TO EAT THE BABY OUT OF HER because of the secret pampire baby forcefield shield. This is going to be the best part of the movie and also the part where the camera will pan up away from her. Boring.
The movie will probably end with like… the demon spawn being ripped from her and the dad pampire being like IT IS A GIRL. And then some foreshadowing about the Italian pampires being real angry about it.
I will go see it anyway.
**** Warming up the dance beats happens in songs where you need to work up to it for the safety of everyone, and you can’t just dive right into the dance beats. See: Rhianna falling in love in every place.
